Brian is a penguin in a hat and the most brilliant hero our
world has ever seen.
One day he gets a phone call informing him that he must once
again save England, which is being held at laser point. He recruits his good
friend Monty Man, and the two of them go off to save the country.
Their first stop is that of Professor Henry Kosher, a quite bazaar
character with a range of extraordinary inventions and ideas from the landmine mitten,
to his boomerang scarf. He gives the two space suites, some fish repellent, and
a new improved hat for Brian to help him in any sticky situation he might find
himself in.
After they are fully equipped in the latest gadget the
professor has to offer, they leave him to run away from his angry neighbour, whose
house has just been destroyed by the unstable rocket in the garden.
They go to a café to find a pilot with a ship who would be
willing to risk their life to fly them to the moon, as that is where they
assume the evil people will be, for a hansom amount of tealeaves. There they
find Kasey Kay, a redheaded pilot, with her own space van, and own busyness
card. After flying to the moon and finding the well marked secret evil moon
base, they are soon captured by the evil White Rabbit and his butler, Butler.
Fortunately the professor suddenly knows that they are in
danger so gets his bike out and cycles to the moon to rescue them. He performs
several different types of martial arts one the guards from Tai chi to kung-foo.
Then sits down for a cup of ty-phoo tea.
Finally, there is an epic battle where The White Rabbit
reveals that he is indeed Brian’s father as an attempt to escape. This ploy does
work, and he escapes in his space craft, but not before activating the self-destruct
system leaving our four heroes in the greatest of perils. But they too escape
just in the nick of time and live to fight another day. They’ll be ready for
the White Rabbits return.